Saving the Earth, One Moron at a time.
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The Wisdom of Henry #171
Posted on October 14th, 2007 2 commentsCONSERVE WISDOM by, I don’t know, doing something all conservationalized and wisdom-promoting, like planting a wisdom tree or something.
Anyway, this whole “Conserve Wisdom” thing isn’t working out nearly as well as I hoped. Fortunately I have several new things planned that will make the “Conserve Wisdom” thing look like some kind of pathetic notion dreamed up by a moron with very little imagination (and, please, no comments to the effect that the Conserve Wisdom thing does that all on its own. Remember, I have a flamethrower).
For example, stay tuned for the brand new series entitled “Preserve Wisdom”, which will be closely followed by “Be Excellent to Wisdom” (with apologies to Bill and Ted), and “The Magic Faraway Wisdom Tree”.
2 responses to “The Wisdom of Henry #171”
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Preserve Wisdom? Is that where you pick it, cook it, and store it in small jars with those funky two-piece lids? And is it good on toast?
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LOL yeah I would have said something like that were I, you know, clever. Pity reallly.
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