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The Wisdom of Henry #168 @ Henry the Adequate
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  • The Wisdom of Henry #168

    Posted on June 1st, 2007 Ben 2 comments

    Every story has to end sometime.

    This important message brought to you by HTA Story Enders Inc. Do you have a story that just won’t go away? Characters taking on a life of their own? Interminable plots that wind their way through the pages like a lazy mountain stream and never seem to get to the point?

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    Golum: “The Precious! It’s mine! All mine! Hey, what’s this ocean of lava all about? Crap.”

    Frodo: “Neat. Well that’s about finished it for the ring. Quite a good way to end our epic journey really. But wait, why not follow us, folks, as we wander aimlessly back to The Shire, crack onto some she-hobbits, smoke a bit of weed - no no, it’s legal in The Shire - and then maybe go on down to Rivendell to see Bilbo off. Then we can…”

    Sam: ***Shove*** “Oops. Sorry Mr Frodo. Shame about the lava.”

    ***The End***

     

    2 responses to “The Wisdom of Henry #168”

    1. I’ll never forget you…

    2. Gee, thanks. But I’m not done yet.