The Wisdom of Henry #166Posted on May 28th, 2007 11 comments
I met a man on the street. He said, “Hey dude, you got a dollar?”
I said, “No, I gave it to Ice.”
He said “Bummer.”
I said, “Why don’t you go down to the homeless shelter.”
He said, “I am an investment banker, dude.”
“Oh,” I said, and got the hell out of there before anybody noticed I was kinda ripping off an old Monty Python skit. And very badly at that. But then you expect that here, right?
11 responses to “The Wisdom of Henry #166”
I thought Monty Python was reputed as being funny??????
You’re way funnier
NO, the Python skit is a classic, and bears no resemblance to the above. The not-funniness is mine. All mine!!!
Get your grubby fingers off of my not-funniness!!!
That dude is gonna have to fight me for my dollar.
Bring it on!!!
I have no voice, this came about yesterday morning. It’s all scratchy and husky. I can’t stand the sound of myself.
I’m going to take some meds and play with myself.
Ice, he doesn’t want my grbby fingers onhis non-funniness…
playfull, arn’t you?
You oughta post one of those podcast things demonstrating your scratchy and husky voice. Just an idea. No charge.
Also, no need to apologize. I often play single-player computer games myself.
Well, not just you. I am very jealous of my un-funniness.
haha… well done on the response… but you always shoot back with something great
Single player computer game?!… lol… yeah thats it!
My voice is slowly but surely coming back… husband enjoyed the couple days off I’m sure…
“husband enjoyed the couple days off I’m sure”
I can imagine. But I won’t, out of respect.
I sang a lot of Stevie Nicks tunes… I was right on!
“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…”
(holy wow, my moms generation of musique.)
Stevie Nicks. I can dig it.