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The Wisdom of Henry #166 @ Henry the Adequate
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  • The Wisdom of Henry #166

    Posted on May 28th, 2007 Ben 11 comments

    I met a man on the street. He said, “Hey dude, you got a dollar?”

    I said, “No, I gave it to Ice.”

    He said “Bummer.”

    I said, “Why don’t you go down to the homeless shelter.”

    He said, “I am an investment banker, dude.”

    “Oh,” I said, and got the hell out of there before anybody noticed I was kinda ripping off an old Monty Python skit. And very badly at that. But then you expect that here, right?

     

    11 responses to “The Wisdom of Henry #166”

    1. I thought Monty Python was reputed as being funny??????
      You’re way funnier

    2. NO, the Python skit is a classic, and bears no resemblance to the above. The not-funniness is mine. All mine!!!

      Get your grubby fingers off of my not-funniness!!!

    3. That dude is gonna have to fight me for my dollar.

      Bring it on!!!

      I have no voice, this came about yesterday morning. It’s all scratchy and husky. I can’t stand the sound of myself.

      I’m going to take some meds and play with myself.

    4. ^yikes.

      sorry!

    5. Ice, he doesn’t want my grbby fingers onhis non-funniness…

      playfull, arn’t you?

    6. Ice:
      You oughta post one of those podcast things demonstrating your scratchy and husky voice. Just an idea. No charge.

      Also, no need to apologize. I often play single-player computer games myself.

      Lorraine:
      Well, not just you. I am very jealous of my un-funniness.

    7. haha… well done on the response… but you always shoot back with something great ;)

      Single player computer game?!… lol… yeah thats it!

      My voice is slowly but surely coming back… husband enjoyed the couple days off I’m sure… ;)

    8. “husband enjoyed the couple days off I’m sure”

      I can imagine. But I won’t, out of respect. :)

    9. : o

    10. I sang a lot of Stevie Nicks tunes… I was right on!

      “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…”

      (holy wow, my moms generation of musique.)

    11. :) Stevie Nicks. I can dig it.