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The Wisdom of Henry #164 @ Henry the Adequate
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  • The Wisdom of Henry #164

    Posted on May 23rd, 2007 Ben 7 comments

    We wish to advise that due to recent budgetary cutbacks the government has been forced to announce a fifty percent reduction in wisdom allocations. Citizens are urged to conserve all related products, including common sense, witticisms, smartarsedness, and peanut butter. Citizens should also be prepared for potentially crippling wisdom shortages during the coming months, and years.

    Furthermore, in addition, as a result, and following from this, every second “Wisdom of Henry” shall henceforth consist entirely of the words “CONSERVE WISDOM”.

    Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

     

    7 responses to “The Wisdom of Henry #164”

    1. “…smartarsedness, and peanut butter..”

      LOL Nobody does it like you do!!!

      Geeze you crack me up LOL

    2. only in Australia, right?

      don’t ask me to give up peanut butter

    3. I’m afraid that all countries are experiencing such shortages. Please consult your local ombudsman.

    4. Can’t do! He’s gone on a Skippy safari, for some reason he headed to Australia….politician!

    5. Well you know what they say.

    6. In THIS case, I’d be curious

    7. “Lies, Damn Lies, and Politics”

      I have corrected the original slightly.