Henry’s Tech Advice #7 - Drag and DropPosted on April 30th, 2007 6 comments
As a magnificent computer guru guy it often befalls me to offer my sage advice to the poor and wretched lusers, and their poor and wretched family and friends. Usually this advice falls within the sphere of computer hardware and/or software, but occasionally I receive a cry for help that just cannot be ignored, even though it may not fall within the scope of my core competencies, yet still I do my best to assist, and my best is pretty damn good on account of being a brilliant superhero dude!
Thus it is with “Kevin” (Name changed because his real name sucks), who asks me to please explain “drag and drop”.
Well, Kevin, believe it or not there are strange, twisted, demented men in the world who like to go out in public dressed as women. This is known as being “in drag”. Now before you go condemning these sicko losers as, well, sicko losers, please remember that we live in a world of almost infinite diversity, where even the lowliest retard has the Flying Spaghetti Monster given right to parade around in frilly knickers like a sad pathetic wanker with no friends.
Now, as far as the “drop” part of Drag and Drop goes, the prevailing theory suggests that this behavior will end as soon a the perpetrator’s balls finally drop. This is, of course, rubbish. In fact “drop” is simply what happens when his girlfriend finds out.
Need help with computer stuff? Henry can help. I promise a timely and definitive response to any technical question asked in the comments here.
promise - vaguely suggest that something might happen, if you’re really really lucky.
timely - If it occurs at all it will be within the context of the space-time continuum.
definitive - My response may contain some definitions, such as these.
6 responses to “Henry’s Tech Advice #7 - Drag and Drop”
I wish I lived in a country where people regularly used such terms as “wanker” and “knickers.” SIGH.
I understand. Many do so wish, the poor deprived
Added you to a list of weird people tagged for the seven weird things about you thing. You know you’re weird. So few will really admit it.
“suggests that this behavior will end as soon a the perpetrator’s balls finally drop”
See…you can’t stop
Gee, thanks. Now I suppose I have to write something.
Gee, thanks. Abuse now, is it. Neat.
I’m here to collect me dollar.