Henry’s Tech Advice #5 - Display ProblemsPosted on October 29th, 2006 2 comments
Lorraine asks: Your weblog looks different…did you burn that one out too? or maybe it’s my laptop, seeing on how I’m using my laptop at this moment!
Hi Lorraine. Thanks for stopping by.
I think the problem must be in your laptop. Or possibly your lap; faulty laps can certainly cause laptops to malfunction. The usual solution is to reformat the lap - this is done with a hot iron and a pound of butter, but should only be attempted if you are a computer expert like me, or possibly if you are somebody who takes in ironing for a living.
Need help with computer stuff? Henry can help. I promise a timely and definitive response to any technical question asked in the comments here.
promise - vaguely suggest that something might happen, if you’re really really lucky.
timely - If it occurs at all it will be within the context of the space-time continuum.
definitive - My response may contain some definitions, such as these.
2 responses to “Henry’s Tech Advice #5 - Display Problems”
Weird, for sure. I can’t wear a watch either as it goes wanky. Once I walked by a fax machine and since the guy was so harried and anxious about it going through I just sorta imitated a little wave over it without touching it and it stopped. I never want to see a dirty look like that again.
So you could be right about that lap thing.
Thank you for making me your inspiration for this post. I’d be flattered, if you could flatter me.
YOu’re welcome. As a Hero Of The People (HOTP) I have a responsibility to share my knowledge.