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Henry’s Tech Advice #2 - The Perils of RSS @ Henry the Adequate
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  • Henry’s Tech Advice #2 - The Perils of RSS

    Posted on May 23rd, 2006 ben 7 comments

    Can I follow my responses to this gigabytes entry through the RSS 2.0 feed without losing my bits and graphic stuff?

    Good question, Lorraine. It is sad that so few people recognize the true dangers of dabbling in RSS, and other arcane witchcraft stuff like that.

    The problem with RSS, of course, is that if not set up correctly it will bypass the very important magical adsense portal of selling, which can cause bitwise data corruption in the graphical subroutines, and a resulting loss of cohesion in the matter stream. Transporter technicians are working on the problem as we speak, but a solution is not anticipated in the near future. Also, the warp coils need realigning, so we’re kind of busy in Engineering at the moment. Perhaps you could call back later. I will re-initialize your gigabit subspace ethernet at this time. Promise.

    Until then, please be advised that version 2.0 of the RSS Feeder is particularly susceptible to corrosion of the hull plating and gremlins in the data buffer. Furthermore the carrier wave on which RSS is transmitted often has secret government spy-rays piggy-backed onto it.

    Have a nice day.

    Need help with computer stuff? Henry can help. I promise a timely and definitive response to any technical question asked in the comments here.

    promise - vaguely suggest that something might happen, if you’re really really lucky.
    timely - If it occurs at all it will be within the context of the space-time continuum.
    definitive - My response may contain some definitions, such as these.


    7 responses to “Henry’s Tech Advice #2 - The Perils of RSS”

    1. Mmm, thanks, I fell all squishy. 87comments… good heavens do you have some subliminals big breasts that only tech guys and gals can check?
      Did you oversell yourself through some mega bites?
      How are you suppose to respond?
      Will You leave Henry the Adequate in the dust? Will you stop playing with your lesbian dolls?

      Good questions… hey? :)

    2. There’s this little geek website called Slashdot.

      If you get a story on the front page your site gets lots of hits. I always thought it was just one of those bullshit internet legends, but apparently not.

      Anyway, they’ll all bugger off soon.

      PS I have already responded. And, no, my lesbians are safe.

    3. Up to 94…and you didn’t even have to show someone’s breast. A true Superhero feast, I mean fiest, or is it feist, you know what I mean….

    4. I soo yearn for those days when it was all about the little old lady crossing the street. I know I MUST stop living in the past.

    5. Jeez, what happened here. Fantasillions of visitors from the slashdot hordes and Henry forgot to tell that he is a superhero!!

      What will be the next? Flying pigs? Hell freezes over? The hooker with the big tits returns?

    6. Lorraine:
      I see. Yes. Those were the days.

      Oh, bugger. Well spotted. But you have given me a great idea. “Return of the hooker with big tits”.

    7. [...] Now, as to RSS Feeding - Firstly let me point out that RSS is a highly toxic chemical, and must not be given to infants, unless you really really want to. Please see the advisory here: [...]