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Henry’s Guide to Really Good Writing - Part 2 @ Henry the Adequate
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  • Henry’s Guide to Really Good Writing - Part 2

    Posted on April 23rd, 2006 ben 4 comments

    In Part one I offered some super-charged advice that will have you making mega writing bucks in no time. Now it is time for Part Two - The Legend Continues going on about writing stuff. I really am a legend, you know.

    1. Always add “Part 1″ to the title of your first article on a subject. That way when people point out some really obvious stuff that you have missed, you can just explain that you’re saving it for part two. Also, if you are publishing online, people will keep coming back to look for the next bit. Remember, for every time your page is viewed the US government will pay you one dollar.
     

    4 responses to “Henry’s Guide to Really Good Writing - Part 2”

    1. But then you give them false expectations, like Part 2

    2. Will the government still pay you, even if it’s them viewing your pages?

    3. Hey!

      You forgot rule #2, 3 and 5 and probably more.

      How can a superhero forget?

    4. lorraine:
      I aim to disappoint.

      Frannie:
      They’d bloody well better. Yes, I know they’re watching me.

      Christian:
      They are coming in part three.